Take me away from Reality.

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Source: 90daysofautumn, via missmammas)

"Never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. Because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars."

- Nico Lang (via jdvlla)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege, via crimsonlullaby)

"I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore."

- Kurt Vonnegut (via g7ba)

(Source: seabois, via missmammas)

missmammas:

calamityman:

zoop3r:

if yahoo makes stupid changes like this. i might quit and go do stuff outside

Bitch you do that and ill go back and be a hood again

Well, back to masturbating to magazines.

(Source: idgafimawesome)